This app is used by like three people, and we personally know all of them. But hey, we still wrote a privacy policy because we're responsible. Ish.
Last updated: February 2026 (and probably never again)
Your name, your email, and whatever unhinged category names you come up with at 2am. That's it. We're not Google. We don't know your location, your blood type, or what you had for breakfast. Honestly, we barely know what we had for breakfast.
Your data sits in a single SQLite database. On one server. In one file. That's literally it. It's not being shipped to the cloud, fed to an AI model, sold to advertisers, or printed on a billboard. It just... sits there. Waiting for you to open the app and add more impulse purchases to your shopping list.
We use one cookie. A single, lonely authentication cookie that just remembers who you are so you don't have to log in every time you open the app. It's not tracking you across the internet. It's not building a psychological profile. It's just a tiny "hey, it's me again" note. We wish we could offer you actual cookies instead.
No analytics. No ads. No tracking pixels. No mysterious SDKs phoning home. No "we share data with our trusted partners" (who even are those people?). Your data doesn't leave our server. Period. The only third party here is whoever you're texting while procrastinating instead of organizing your categories.
Want out? Go to your Profile, hit "Delete Account," and everything vanishes. Your account, your categories, your items, your carefully curated "Snacks I Deserve" list—all of it. Gone like it never happened. We won't guilt-trip you, send you "we miss you" emails, or keep a secret backup. When you say delete, we mean delete delete.
Your password is hashed (not stored in plain text like some people's notes app passwords). The server has proper security headers, CSRF protection, rate limiting—the whole responsible developer starter pack. Is it Fort Knox? No. But it's more secure than that Google Doc you titled "passwords lol" and shared with yourself. You know the one.
If this policy ever changes, we'll probably just tell you in person. Because we literally know you. But in the extremely unlikely event that boredable becomes a billion-dollar corporation with a legal department, we'll update this page and put a little banner on it or something. Don't hold your breath though.
Your stuff is your stuff. We just hold it for you in a tiny database and try not to break anything. That's the whole policy. Thanks for reading this far. You're a legend.
Take me back, I've seen enough